If you see me walking around while throwing the Finger...
Please don't be offended!
I desperately wanted to throw the finger in traffic today!
A person of the female species hooted behind me!
Because I slacked down for a car to pass...
I could not get my left hand to go up fast enough in the middle finger to show her how I felt about it, and all she saw was a hand waving with all fingers...
I need to practise for next time!
(Not very Zen, I know! I don't care!)
The traffic that we have now in Johannesburg is not for sissies!
I need appropiate traffic communication skills mastered!
Sometimes you need the Finger!