If you see me walking around while throwing the Finger...
Please don't be offended!
I desperately wanted to throw the finger in traffic today!
A person of the female species hooted behind me!
Because I slacked down for a car to pass...
I could not get my left hand to go up fast enough in the middle finger to show her how I felt about it, and all she saw was a hand waving with all fingers...
I need to practise for next time!
(Not very Zen, I know! I don't care!)
The traffic that we have now in Johannesburg is not for sissies!
I need appropiate traffic communication skills mastered!
Sometimes you need the Finger!
I often have to go to Joburg for work or to visit friends and I admire anyone who lives there. Five seconds into Joburg traffic and I can feel the road rage starting. Get some practise going with that finger. You need to get the stress out.
ReplyDeleteI feel you! I am surprised my middle finger isn't permanently upright. The term "Road Rage" was coined for me! (Though I haven't started chasing people down.....yet.)
ReplyDeleteI had a good little giggle at this. My DD is very quick with the middle finger when we drive.
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